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There’s a Reason Your Nametag Says “Awkward Guy”

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Coworker: I made a conscious effort not to wear any perfume today in case it was causing you to sneeze, so if I stink, it’s your fault. Conversation disruptor: I love your stink. Beaverton, Oregon Overheard by: Sneezy...

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Just in Case, Though, We Offer a Full Course on Bobbing and Weaving

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Orientation presenter: In all the code fives I’ve responded to over the years, there’s only been one that involved a weapon. But if you hear “code five lobby” announced overhead, and then you hear shots fired, don’t go into the lobby! Albany General Hospital Albany, Oregon Overheard by: Naomi...

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Sadly, the Whole Industry’s Stuck in a Sand Trap

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Coworker, hanging up: I am the Tiger Woods of mortgage lending. Portland...

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Suzy Goes Predator-Trolling to Amuse Herself

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Eight-year-old girl running up to her mother in line: I’m 13, and you don’t know me! JC Penney Eugene...

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Why Some Employees Get Stoned in Their Cars at Lunchtime

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Boss of technology dept: The speaker on my phone doesn’t work. Employee: Why don’t you switch it with the one in the conference room? Boss: But then I won’t have the same phone number. Beaverton, Oregon Overheard by: i need a cocktail...

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You Also Need to Have Finished Third-Grade Math

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Worker: Yup, it takes a lot more than a million dollars to be a millionaire these days. Hermiston...

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Dear Diary– I Talked to Someone at Work Today!

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CSR to IT guy carrying video camera on tripod: Hey, it’s tripod man! IT guy: What else can I say but thanks! Insurance Office Portland, Oregon Overheard by: Dadn8tr...

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Just to Be Safe, I Better Buy a Backup TV

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Coworker: Bon jovi’s on American Idol?! Good god, this calls for a new pack of batteries and the tv on in the bedroom! Portland...

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I Used the Sacred Highlighter of Righteousness

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Office clerk: Wait, this doesn’t look right. Manager: It has to be right ‑it’s highlighted. Office clerk: Maybe someone highlighted the wrong thing, because that’s not right. Manager: I highlighted it. Office clerk: Well, I think it may be wrong. Manager: It can’t be wrong. It’s highlighted. 5th Avenue Portland, Oregon Overheard by: Saw the Light...

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My Sexual Orientation Toppled Like a House Of Cards

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Confused coworker on phone: My day? I just found out that the lead singer of Rush isn’t a girl. Portland...

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